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If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:


1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there.
Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair
just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions
while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible,
just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to
Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine
how (s)he might have looked
when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table
provided and take a nap.
22. Send this mail to only one at a time
to every one in your contact list.

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