pIcTuReS, mUsIc, mp3s, WaLlPaPeR, tEcHnOlOgY, nEwS aNd MuCh MoRe...: Jul 5, 2007

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there.
Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair
just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions
while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible,
just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to
Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine
how (s)he might have looked
when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table
provided and take a nap.
22. Send this mail to only one at a time
to every one in your contact list.

funny Diet Tips

Don't take our humorous diet tips too seriously, they're just for fun!
Success is when you can look beyond food...and look down and see your feet.

To make your hips and thighs look slim on the beach, dig two tunnels under your thighs and make a small dent in the sand for your bottom. Place your towel over the top and sit in the dug out area. Hey presto, no bulging thighs and hips.
Always stand 3/4 on for photographs ..... really slimming
Stand next to a person fatter than you whenever possible and never ever befriend a real skinny!!!
Always eat in private, if people never see you eat, they'll believe you when you say you have a thyroid problem
If you have a problem with eating too much in the evenings, go to bed at 7.30 pm every night and ask your partner to hand cuff you to the bed, you never know, you may solve two problems in one, by spicing up your sex life at the same time ;)
If you do know someone who's naturally skinny, have them come and live with you for two weeks and eat exactly what they eat at exactly the same times. You are guaranteed to lose weight!
Con your friends into thinking how good you're looking lately ..... study and memorize your most flattering pose in a mirror and ensure when anyone sees you, you strike the pose..... note, this only works if you then don't move again until they've left the room.
Cross your legs at your ankles. Your thighs and calves will look slimmer.
Get a tan. A tan helps you look thinner
Whenever a friend calls round, tell them you're on your way to the gym, word will get round about how fit and healthy you are.... and you may feel it necessary to prove it once in a while
100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!Now can it get any easier than that?

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life supporting laws

LAW OF THE BATHROOM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF THE THEATRE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF VARIATION: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hotis your coffee is.

shivaji movie some facts

THE MOST EXPECTED MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

MOVIE MARKET VALUE : 560 CRORES (FIRST EVER INDIAN CINEMA TO MARKET
A MOVIE IN THIS FIGURE)

RAJINI'S VALUE : 20 CRORES (SECOND LARGEST PAID ACTOR IN ASIA.FIRST
PLACE GOES TO JACKIE CHAN WITH 40 CRORES)

OTHER STATES : ALLTIME HIGH IN ANDHRA BY 16 CRORES AND IN KARNATAKA
11 CRORES AND IN KERALA 7 CRORES

JAPANESE MAGAZINE "TOSHO" HAS PRINTED THAT THIS MOVIE HAS CROSSED THE EXPECATATION OF THE HOLLY WOOD MOVIE OF "CASINO ROYALE"

AVM TO GIVE 25% OF THE PROFIT TO CHARITIES IF THE MOVIE TOUCHES SILVER JUBLIEE

RAJINI KANTH PROPOSE TO BUILD A HOSPITAL AND SCHOOL NEAR CHENNAI-"EFFECT OF SHIVAJI"

INTERNATIONAL RIGHTS OF THE MOVIE IS COST AROUND 100+ US MILLION DOLLOR

CHENNAI DISTRIBUTION IS TAKEN BY ACTOT VINEETH

OUT OF TOTAL EXPENSE AR REHMAN'S SALARY : 3% OF TOTAL MOVIE PRODUCTION COST

REGARDS
KARTHICK SUNDAR

Plus Points: RAJINI,SHREYA WITH MICRO-MINI DRESSES,COMEDY,SCREENPLAY

Minus Points: SONGS R NOT TO THE LEVEL WHICH IS EXPECTED

10 million for film script

That there is a dearth of good scripts can be well fathomed from the fact that in the last six months, there have been more flops than hits in the Indian film industry. Even the backing of big production houses with mammoth budgets failed to set cash resgisters ringing at the box office.
At a time like this, filmmaker and Mukta Arts chairman Subhash Ghai has announced an open offer of Rs 10 million (Rs 1 crore) to a screenwriter who can bring forth a complete, bound script that the company's selection committee feels fit to acquire on the first hearing.
"If we say that we are perpetually on the lookout for good scripts then why can't we put our money where our mouth is and pay Rs 1 crore (Rs 10 million) for a brilliant script, which according to me is a fair price, especially when we are going to spend Rs 25 - 50 crores (Rs 250 - 500 million) to produce the film," reasons Ghai.
Other than this, Whistling Woods International Film and Television Institute, promoted by Mukta Arts, has also extended scholarships and special loans to promising applicants for the screenwriting program.
"Screenwriting is going to be the highest paid profession in media in the near future. Hence now is the appropriate time for the youth of today to understand the importance of this profession and consider it seriously. The writer is the real creator of media – be it films, TV or animation," he adds.
Currently Mukta Arts already has a wing dedicatedly working towards story development of films produced by the company.

"This May Be The Darkest Secret of Corporate India . . . .

India's Moneycontrol.com recently posted an interesting piece concerning a novel aspect of India's corporate trade secrets thievery. It's a short piece, with a good lead. We've copied it below. "This may be the darkest secret of corporate India. Several Indian companies are stalking B-school campuses and hiring students with the sole aim of gaining trade secrets of their rivals, reports CNBC-TV18.A 25-year old MBA student from one of the leading business schools in India succeeded in breaking through the security barriers of 10 banks in India. He was picked up by an MNC bank from his campus to do a live company project. His assignment involved getting classified information from the bank's competitors. But he was instructed to approach rival companies posing not as an employee but as a student working on an academic project.A student said, “Its easy when you pose as a student because then corporates normally help you out.”He gained access to various strategies followed by banks to service their HNI customers. Students use these projects to pump up their CVs. But business schools are getting concerned about such malpractices.Prakash G Apte, Director, IIM Bangalore, said, “I think industrial bodies like Assocham and CII should come forward and put a stop to such things.”Ashvin Parekh, Partner, Ernst & Young, said, “Using students for getting information from rivals is becoming rampant.”Leading corporates have reacted with shock to this investigation saying they will have to go back to the drawing board to rework security checks. The next time you open your company's cards to a student, beware."

Does M F Hussain deserve award or punishment?

Tags: obscene paintings of hussain : click on the link to view paintings
If a person dresses like a Sikh Guru, thousands of Sikhs gather and destroy their establishments , threaten to kill him, announce a bounty on his head - Sikhs are not criticised for being communal and intolerant, If a Danish journalist depicts the Prophet of the Muslims , Muslims all over the world rise in anger, there is violence, a booty on the head of the Journalist - Muslims are not criticised for being communal and intolerant, If MF Hussain draws paintings depciting Hindu Gods and Goddesses in sexual positions (which relations are not borne out by ancient texts at all ) and Hindus merely protest , they are called communal, intolerant and taught lessons in secularism by one and all. The problem apparently is not with Sikhs and Muslims, it is with Hindus , because we are not violent, we accept what ever is dished out to us , we do not have the guts to say that this is wrong , we seek acceptance from outsiders rather than from our conscience. We worship the same GOds and Godesses but dont stand up for them when the time comes.
Controversies
In the 1990s some of Husain's works became controversial because of their portrayal of Hindu deities in the nude. The paintings in question were created in 1970, but did not become an issue until 1996, when they were printed inVichar Mimansa, a Hindi monthly magazine, which published them in an article headlined "M.F. Husain: A Painter or Butcher". In response, eight criminal complaints were filed against Husain. In 2004, Delhi High Court dismissed these complaints of "promoting enmity between different groups ... by painting Hindu goddesses — Durga and Sarswati — in an uncharitable manner hurting the sentiments of Hindus".
The controversy escalated to the extent that in 1998 Husain's house was attacked by Bajrang Dal and art works destroyed. The leadership of Shiv Sena endorsed the attack.Protests against Husain also led to the closure of an exhibition in London, England.
In February 2006, Husain was arrested and charged with hurting sentiments of people because of his nude portraits of Hindu gods and goddesses.
A series of cases were filed against him and a court case related to the alleged obscene depiction of Hindu goddesses in his paintings resulted in issuing a non-bailable warrant against the painter after he failed to respond to summons. The were also reportedly death threats.[ The artist left the country stating that "matters are so legally complicated that I have been advised not to return home.". Now living in Dubai and London, he continues to stay away from India, but has expressed a strong desire to return, despite fears that he may be arrested in connection with these cases.A recent Supreme Court order has suspended an arrest warrant for Husain. The law ministry has examined half-a-dozen works by Husain and told the government that prosecutors would have a strong case against him if they sued him for deliberately hurting religious feelings

Paintings by Raja Ravi Varma
Paintings by MF Hussain
Goddess Lakshmi
Goddess Lakshmi naked on Shree Ganesh's head
Famous Saraswati Painting
Naked Saraswati
Ravan, Sita and Jatayu(As per Ramayana)
Naked Lord Hanuman and Goddess Sita sitting on thigh of Ravana

Source: Book - Husain: Drawing, painting, water colour, graphic, sculpture, architecture, photography, tapestry
By Daniel Alan HerwitzCALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY
M F Hussain's Hypocrisy
Be a judge yourself of Hussain's paintings below.
Goddess Durga in sexual union with Tiger
Prophet's Daughter Fatima fully clothed
Goddess Lakshmi naked on Shree Ganesh's head
M.F. Hussain's Mother fully clothed
Naked Saraswati
Mother Teresa fully clothed
Naked Shri Parvati
Hussain's Daughter well clothed
Naked Draupadi.
Well clothed Muslim Lady.
Naked Lord Hanuman and Goddess Sita sitting on thigh of Ravana
Muslim poets Faiz, Galib are shown well-clothed
Full Clad Muslim King and naked Hindu Brahmin. The above painting clearly indicates Hussain's tendency to paint any Hindu as naked and thus his hatred.
Naked Bharatmata - Hussain has shown naked woman with names of states written on different parts of her body. He has used Ashok Chakra, Tri-colour in the painting. By doing this he has violated law & hurt National Pride of Indians. Both these things should be of grave concern to every Indian irrespective of his religion.

Out of the four leaders M. Gandhi is decapitated and Hitler is naked. Hussain hates Hitler and has said in an interview 8 years ago that he has depicted Hitler naked to humiliate him and as he deserves it ! How come Hitler's nudity cause humiliation when in Hussain's own statement nudity in art depicts purity and is in fact an honour ! This shows Hussain's perversion and hypocrisy.
Conclusion M.F. Hussain depicts the deity or person he hates as naked. He shows Prophet's Mother, his own mother, daughter, all the Muslim personalities fully clothed, but at the same time Hindus and Hindu deities along with Hitler are shown naked. This proves his hatred for the Hindus. For other obscene paintings.Disclaimer - These obscene paintings have been given space here, only with an intention to highlight the hurt Hussain has caused to the Hindus. It is painful otherwise to reproduce this work. It is not our intention to further hurt the sentiments of Hindus.
If you believe Hussain is wrong, forward this message UNDER YOUR NAME, Just as I am forwarding under mine.

Regards
sundar